Top Ten Tips to Spotting a Lady Boy
By Billy Bangkok
Okay so you’ve taken the Spot a Lady Boy Test and perhaps you didn’t score as highly as you thought you should have. What now? Avoid Thailand?
Fortunately, there are some signs to look for that can help keep you from accidently going home with a man packaged as a woman.
Here are the Top Ten Tips to Spotting a Lady Boy
- She is too gorgeous. Let’s face it guys, not a lot of Thai models spend their time hanging out in go-go bars or in any of the naughty nightlife venues. If you’re cruising Nana and see someone who looks like she just stepped off the cover of a modelling magazine she is not a she.If a lady boy is going to have surgery to remove body parts and get breast implants then they tend to get a lot of other work done too. They get their noses done, cheeks, the whole deal. That’s why they look so fantastic. They have all of the quality Thai features and they’ve surgically enhanced themselves to also have all of the quality Western features.
- Large hands and/or feet. Next time you see an Asian woman look at the size of her hands and feet. They generally tend to be on the small and petite size. Lady boys hands and feet tend to be much larger. In addition to hand size pay attention to shape and size of the wrist. It often is a better indicator than the size of the hand.
- Adam’s apple. Men have Adam’s apples. Women don’t. A lady boy with the financial means can have a surgery called thyroid chondroplasty which will reduce the size of the Adam’s apple but most lady boys don’t have that kind of money and in some cases the reduction is only partial and the Adam’s apple is still visible.
- Height. Lady boys tend to be taller than most Asian woman. While there are no doubt tall Asian women they are rare and if a woman is both tall and beautiful she would be a top model. Think about it; are you hanging out in a place where a top fashion model would be hanging out? If not, chances are she’s a he.
- Shoulders. Men tend to have broad straight shoulders. Women’s shoulders tend to slope downward. If her shoulders look like the type you might see on a American footballer or Rugby player then chances are she’s a male.
- Voice. Lady boys tend to have strange sounding voices as they are trying to disguise the masculinity in their voice. Some will even speak very softly so as not to risk their voice cracking mid-sentence.
- Other lady boys. Lady boys tend to travel in packs. If the lady of your dreams is hanging out with five other girls and one or more of them is obviously a lady boy then chances are she is too.
- Too much makeup. Most Thai women don’t wear a lot of makeup. If she’s caked on a foundation and looks more painted than a tricked out Harley Davidson gas tank she’s got something to hide.
- Aggression. Most Thai women, and Asian women in general, are very shy. Even your typical bar girl shows some level of restraint. Lady boys tend to be ultra-aggressive compared to women. They grab your sleeve, block your path, and sometime will just outright reach down and grab your cock. While you might find some bar girls who are similarly aggressive in their actions their attitude will tend to be more playful and they’ll laugh while being aggressive. Lady boys are all business in this department so if you have aggressive behaviors accompanies by aggressive attitude then you’re probably dealing with a guy.
- The walk. Thai women tend to simply walk. You rarely run across a Thai woman who knows how to work her ass for maximum effect. Lady boys style themselves after Western concepts of sexiness and the swoosh in the walk is something they get down pretty quickly.
There are other things to look out for as well but if you’re in doubt, simply ask. I would say the vast majority of lady boys will tell you if they’re a lady boy if you ask them directly.
Even if she’s one of the minority who would lie about it and you end up back in your room with someone you suspect might be a man here are some things to look for:
Only wants to do it doggie style
Insists on only providing you with oral sex
Seems overly shy about you touching her in that region
All in all though, if you’ve gotten this far with a lady boy . . . either he’s a top notch act or you’re not being very careful.
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