Legless and all at C Eat Mushrooms “Ooh, argh. It’s Jim here. I’m shipwrecked and all at sea. I’ve been smacked about the head, I av and I don’t know where I am. I don’t av a leg to stand on, I doesn’t. Take pity. Elp me out. Av a kind heart and help owt …
Have you ever been bitten by a cobra? One tried to bite me a few minutes ago and has been trying repeatedly ever since. It keeps hitting its head against the window. It doesn’t seem to know there’s a glass window between me and it. I can see its fangs. Its mouth is open wide. …
That’s Lovely Just a wee drop Nutty Nibbles Personable Personages Speech! Speech! You want to know where I am. I’m attending this here speech making event. I’m taking this opportunity to talk to you. I want to tell you about it and what’s going on here. Oh, you’re groaning. Sorry. How about this then: How …
Would you want to look like this young lady? Are you a fat bastard? I am. I weigh120 kilos and I’m only 1.60 metres tall. We get tons of grog, grub and birds. Let’s celebrate together with loads of my mates, birds and blokes together. We’re fat bastards. That’s what we call ourselves. Are you …
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“Don’t accept a poor attitude from anyone, anywhere and at any time, whether in business, on the sport’s field, or in the wider field and business of Life. Stand and fight if you have to, even walk away if you have no choice, but don’t let them get away with it, because they’ll do it …
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Near Jomtien. Ten minutes from Pattaya Beach, an hour if you walk. I’m on Look Dan beach and I’m chatting to ex-soldier Mike, ex-special forces. I’ve met a few around Pattaya. It draws them like a magnet. He’s just had a massage here on the beach and, obviously, he’s in a good mood. If you …
Today: Sunday I know where I am today and I know how I got here. Footballer Pete has just run up shouting “Stop the press! Stop the press!” Yes, he says. He’s nodding. Sitting on my left is Wendy. She’s smiling. We’re still on the beach front looking out at the sea. It’s a lovely …
Short Horns All of you have been waiting for this part. You want to know what we talked about. I’m going to tell you. A lot was said. A lot more than I’m going to tell you here. We talked about all kinds of stuff, lots of different topics. Sometimes, I’ll write down verbatim what …
Dennis Dennis, for that was his name; it was blazoned across his T-shirt, grinned widely and pointed in the direction of the temple on the outskirts of the village. He marched off soldier-like. Left, right, left, right. And I joined in. I fell in line. Both of us now were marching like soldiers, knees …
Conversations with a Buffalo Chapter One Ouwa Ouwa. A deep groan blows out. Now a lot of you will find this story interesting. It happened five years ago. Some of you won’t believe it. You’ll say “Na”. Some of you will believe it and say nothing and nod slowly a few times. Some of you, …